Character: Garrus Vakarian

Shepard: Careful. There goes the next Shadow Broker.

Garrus: Could’ve sworn he was muttering ”T’Soni” the whole time.

Liara: Not funny.

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Shepard: You gotta get out of here.

Garrus: And you’ve gotta be kidding me.

Shepard: Don’t argue, Garrus.

Garrus: We’re in this til the end.

Shepard: No matter what happens here… you know I love you, I always will.

Garrus: Shepard I… love you too.

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Garrus: You sure you want to play this game?

James: What’s the matter, Vakarian , you chicken?

Garrus: I don’t even know what that is – though I’ve heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it.

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Garrus: If this ends with the both of us dying in a giant explosion killing a Reaper, just remember. I took the kill shot.

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Garrus: You realize this plan has me walking into hell too… ha just like old times.

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Garrus: I’m Garrus Vakarian and this is now my favorite spot on the Citadel!

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Garrus: As charming as ever.

Jack: Bite me Garrus. Better yet, bite her. Probably how she likes it.

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Garrus: At least my government listened to me. Or pretended to. They finally gave me a task force as a token to shut me up.

Shepard: So you’re their “expert advisor” now?

Garrus: Just followed your example, Shepard. Yell loud enough, and someone will eventually come over to see what all the fuss is about.

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Garrus: Glad to know my romantic…..uh……skills made an impression, because it’s going to take more than the Reapers to come between this cross-species liaison.

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Liara: …but there was one thing I was unable to verify. Did you really kill three Blue Suns mercs with one bullet?

Garrus: Well, the third one died from a heart attack, so it’s not fair to count him.

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Wrex: Garrus… I have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he’s funny.

Garrus: Imagine how I feel. I’m supposed to hate krogan, but you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality.

Wrex: I could throw a few salarians off a cliff if it’ll make you feel better.

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Garrus: I’m all for second chances. Not so sure about third ones.

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Garrus: It’s so easy to see the galaxy in black and white. Gray? I don’t know what to do with gray.

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Garrus: Loudspeakers? Someone likes the sound of their voice.

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Garrus: Do you ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?

Tali: No.

Garrus: Come on. Remember how we’d always ask you about live on the Flotilla? It was an opportunity to share.

Tali: This conversation is over.

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system.

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: Mmm, maybe we’ll talk later…

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