Character: Jack

Enyala: Come on, Niket; let’s finish this bitch off and get out of here.

Miranda: Take your best shot.

Enyala: I was just waiting for you to finish getting dressed. Or does Cerberus really let you whore around in that outfit?

Jack: I like her. Are we still recruiting?

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Jack: Now take your balls out of your purse and kick some ass.

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Garrus: As charming as ever.

Jack: Bite me Garrus. Better yet, bite her. Probably how she likes it.

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Joker: Hey, Jack, now that you’re military, you gonna wear a uniform? Or are you just getting the officer’s bars tattooed on?

Jack: Screw you, f… flight lieutenant.

Joker: Uh… what the hell was that?

Kahlee Sanders: Jack has promised to watch her language in order to maintain the necessary professionalism we need from our teachers.

Joker: What, does she have a swear jar or something? ‘Cause I bet if we emptied that thing, we could afford another cruiser.

Jack: Cover your ears, kids. [pause] Hey, Joker, f—

 

Jack: Kahlee said she was putting out an SOS. I had no idea the Queen of the Girl Scouts would show up.

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Jack: Peaceful. Usually takes a lot of chemicals for me to get this quiet.

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Jack: I already want to kill this person.

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Jack: Not so fast, Cheerleader. Nobody wants to take orders from you.

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Jack: Trapped in a Reaper. I want to shoot someone.

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#82

Jack: Touch me and I will smear the walls with you, bitch!

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#81

Kasumi: This was a secret Cerberus facility.

Jack: Yeah, they build their equipment to last. Assholes.

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#69

Jack: They thought they were so clever. Turns out, mess with someone’s head enough and you can turn a scared kid into an all-powerful bitch. Fucking idiots.

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#52

Jack: Shit, you sound like a pussy.

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