Liara: Joker, really? I have work to do.
Joker: Aw, come on it’s just one simple question.
Liara: Then look it up on the extranet.
Joker: You can’t believe everything you find there, it’s more reliable to ask a friendly asari.
Liara: I’m not telling you if my “hair tentacles” move!
Joker: Fine. Deny me the answer I’ve been seeking for years. With this war on, we could die at any second, you know.
Shepard: You know he’s going to keep bothering you till you tell him.
Liara: [sigh] They’re semi flexible cartilage-based scalp crests that grow into shape. And they don’t “flop around”.
Joker: Yes! Thanks Liara, I gotta tell Vega I was right.
Liara: Well, at least he’s making friends.