Garrus: Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?
Shepard: Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face-paint on there, and no one will even notice.
Garrus: Ha-ah! Don’t make me laugh, damn it. My face is barely holding together as it is. Besides, everyone was always overlooking you and hitting on me. Time for you to get a fair shot.