During: Dossier: Archangel

Garrus: Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?

Shepard: Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face-paint on there, and no one will even notice.

Garrus: Ha-ah! Don’t make me laugh, damn it. My face is barely holding together as it is. Besides, everyone was always overlooking you and hitting on me. Time for you to get a fair shot.

(39 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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#50

Joker: Hey, Commander, we got Garrus back! That’s great, because he was totally my favorite. With that pole up his ass.

(21 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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#49

Garrus: Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?

Shepard: Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face-paint on there, and no one will even notice.

Garrus: Ha-ah! Don’t make me laugh, damn it. My face is barely holding together as it is. Some women find facial scars attractive. Mind you, most of those women are krogan…

(27 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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#48

Garrus: Just keeping my skills sharp. A little target practice.

overheard in during
(5 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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