Jack: Now take your balls out of your purse and kick some ass.
During: Grissom Academy: Emergency Evacuation
Garrus: As charming as ever.
Jack: Bite me Garrus. Better yet, bite her. Probably how she likes it.
David Archer: The square root of 906.01 equals…
Joker: Hey, Jack, now that you’re military, you gonna wear a uniform? Or are you just getting the officer’s bars tattooed on?
Jack: Screw you, f… flight lieutenant.
Joker: Uh… what the hell was that?
Kahlee Sanders: Jack has promised to watch her language in order to maintain the necessary professionalism we need from our teachers.
Joker: What, does she have a swear jar or something? ‘Cause I bet if we emptied that thing, we could afford another cruiser.
Jack: Cover your ears, kids. [pause] Hey, Joker, f—
David Archer: “I’ve been counting.”
Shepard: “Anything in particular?”
David Archer: “The number of days you lengthened my life.”