During: Grissom Academy: Emergency Evacuation

Jack: Now take your balls out of your purse and kick some ass.

(14 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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Garrus: As charming as ever.

Jack: Bite me Garrus. Better yet, bite her. Probably how she likes it.

(28 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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David Archer: The square root of 906.01 equals…

Shepard: 30.1

(19 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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Joker: Hey, Jack, now that you’re military, you gonna wear a uniform? Or are you just getting the officer’s bars tattooed on?

Jack: Screw you, f… flight lieutenant.

Joker: Uh… what the hell was that?

Kahlee Sanders: Jack has promised to watch her language in order to maintain the necessary professionalism we need from our teachers.

Joker: What, does she have a swear jar or something? ‘Cause I bet if we emptied that thing, we could afford another cruiser.

Jack: Cover your ears, kids. [pause] Hey, Joker, f—

 

David Archer: “I’ve been counting.”

Shepard: “Anything in particular?”

David Archer: “The number of days you lengthened my life.”

(12 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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Jack: Kahlee said she was putting out an SOS. I had no idea the Queen of the Girl Scouts would show up.

(8 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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