Joker: Hey, Jack, now that you’re military, you gonna wear a uniform? Or are you just getting the officer’s bars tattooed on?

Jack: Screw you, f… flight lieutenant.

Joker: Uh… what the hell was that?

Kahlee Sanders: Jack has promised to watch her language in order to maintain the necessary professionalism we need from our teachers.

Joker: What, does she have a swear jar or something? ‘Cause I bet if we emptied that thing, we could afford another cruiser.

Jack: Cover your ears, kids. [pause]¬†Hey, Joker, f—