Joker: Hey, Jack, now that you’re military, you gonna wear a uniform? Or are you just getting the officer’s bars tattooed on?
Jack: Screw you, f… flight lieutenant.
Joker: Uh… what the hell was that?
Kahlee Sanders: Jack has promised to watch her language in order to maintain the necessary professionalism we need from our teachers.
Joker: What, does she have a swear jar or something? ‘Cause I bet if we emptied that thing, we could afford another cruiser.
Jack: Cover your ears, kids. [pause] Hey, Joker, f—