Overheard in: Grissom Academy

Jack: Now take your balls out of your purse and kick some ass.

(14 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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Garrus: As charming as ever.

Jack: Bite me Garrus. Better yet, bite her. Probably how she likes it.

(28 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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David Archer: The square root of 906.01 equals…

Shepard: 30.1

(19 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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David Archer: “I’ve been counting.”

Shepard: “Anything in particular?”

David Archer: “The number of days you lengthened my life.”

(12 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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Jack: Kahlee said she was putting out an SOS. I had no idea the Queen of the Girl Scouts would show up.

(8 votes) That never gets old, does it?
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