Nihlus: I don’t care that you’re human, Shepard. I only care that you can do the job.
Overheard in: Normandy SR-1
Shepard: Calm down Liara, I was only joking.
Liara: Joking? By the goddess, how could I be so dense! You must think I am a complete and utter fool.
Turian Councilor: Do you enjoy committing genocide, commander?
Shepard: That depends on the species, turian.
Shepard: Great. You piss the captain off and now I’m going to pay for it.
Joker: They all got their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.
Navigator Pressly: I know we’ll all be court-martialed if this doesn’t work out. But part of me loves this!
Garrus: No salarian hearts, no turian livers, not one krogan testicle.
Shepard: You’re kidding, right? Why would any one want krogan testicles?
Garrus: Some krogan believe that testicle transplants can increase their virility. Counteract the effects of the Genophage. It doesn’t work but that doesn’t stop them from buying. They’ll pay up to 10,000 credits each. That’s 40,000 for a full set. Somebody’s making a killing out there.
Nihlus: I move faster on my own.
Joker: You remember to zip up your jumpsuit on the way out of the bathroom? That’s good. I just jumped us halfway across the galaxy and hit a target the size of a pinhead. So that’s incredible!